RE-THINK

Reasons to RE-think employment in an elementary school:

Sitting in your office and you hear a conversation outside your door ---the opening sentence ..." Boogers are NOT for sharing"

A student comes into your office (nurse's office) and tries to convince you that
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT".... as you discover that he has pea gravel rocks STUCK in BOTH ears AND both nostrils.......

A kindergarten student enters your room announcing "I had a PeePee accident". You turn to discover a child wet from his armpit to his toes..... Nothing unusual...you think...
Until you realize... HE did not urinate on himself.... his friend at the NEXT urinal peed on him because "he wanted to see if he could stand at his side (urinal) and make it into my side (urinal)."

THAT was MY Monday. Hope yours was AS much FUN!!!

Chat soon.